NL50 en PKR: "El nivel está subiendo Vol.¿6?"

Y digo yo, que a ver si el nivel que está subiendo es el del agua de los pantanos...

Al jugar en PKR, estoy más que acostumbrado a perder con tíos que han jugado mierda pura, gente retrasada, borrachos, adictos al crack y enfermos del pabellón de lobotomizados de Covadonga, pero esta mano realmente me hizo plantearme el irme al Tibet e ingresar en un monasterio.

Sin más preámbulos, os presento a mi amigo (voz típica de Muchachada Nui) "El Iluminadooooo del Pooookerrrrrrrrr"

Table #11958180 - Shooting Star

Starting Hand #592757249

Start time of hand: 26 Nov 2008 19:43:30

Last Hand #592754457

Game Type: HOLD'EM

Limit Type: NO LIMIT

Table Type: RING

Money Type: REAL MONEY

Blinds are now $0.25/$0.50

Button is at seat 4

Seat 1: AasoS - $46.15

Seat 2: kikxxi - $8.82

Seat 3: almackpool - $48.57

Seat 4: Fetich33 - $49.75

Seat 5: Backer187 - $56.20

Seat 6: erwinhof - $112.53

Seat 7: Ballabb - $13.77 (away from table)

Seat 8: mrjuglas - $9.50

Seat 9: CalleFia - $63.16

Seat 10: Paul2901 - $14.12

Moving Button to seat 5

Paul2901 says congratulations.

erwinhof posts small blind ($0.25)

mrjuglas posts big blind ($0.50)

Shuffling Deck

Dealing Cards

Dealing [ADIAMONd A:club😄 to Fetich33

CalleFia calls $0.50

Paul2901 calls $0.50

AasoS folds

kikxxi folds

almackpool calls $0.50

Fetich33 raises to $2.50

Backer187 folds

erwinhof calls $2.50

mrjuglas calls $2.50

CalleFia calls $2.50

Paul2901 raises to $14.12 (all-in)

almackpool folds

Fetich33 raises to $49.75 (all-in)

erwinhof folds

mrjuglas folds

CalleFia folds

Returning $35.63 to Fetich33 uncalled

Fetich33 shows [ADIAMONd A:club😄

Paul2901 shows [9:club: 4DIAMONd] --- Tócate los cojones Marcelino......

Dealing Flop [5DIAMONd 4:club: 9:heart😄

Dealing Turn [T:club😄

Fetich33 laughs his *** off. --- Aquí no sabía si cagarme de la risa o en su puta madre.

Dealing River [7DIAMONd]

Taking Rake of $1.81 from pot 1

Fetich33 has One Pair: Aces

Paul2901 has Two Pairs: 9s, 4s

Paul2901 wins $34.43 with: Two Pairs: 9s, 4s

Seat 1: AasoS - $46.15

Seat 2: kikxxi - $8.82

Seat 3: almackpool - $48.07

Seat 4: Fetich33 - $35.63

Seat 5: Backer187 - $56.20

Seat 6: erwinhof - $110.03

Seat 7: Ballabb - $13.77

Seat 8: mrjuglas - $7

Seat 9: CalleFia - $60.66

Seat 10: Paul2901 - $34.43

End Of Hand #592757249

Pero no se vayannnn todavía, aún hay más...

En la siguiente mano.

Me digo: Bien, no está todo perdido, la suerte castigará a aquellos que juegan poker con sólo medio cerebro, recupero lo anterior..., me fumo un cigarro de tranquis..., guardo el revolver de nuevo en la mesita de noche..., menos mal... que suerte he tenido.

¿Suerte?

Table #11958180 - Shooting Star

Starting Hand #592759047

Start time of hand: 26 Nov 2008 19:44:51

Last Hand #592757249

Game Type: HOLD'EM

Limit Type: NO LIMIT

Table Type: RING

Money Type: REAL MONEY

Blinds are now $0.25/$0.50

Button is at seat 5

Seat 1: AasoS - $46.15

Seat 2: kikxxi - $8.82

Seat 3: almackpool - $48.07

Seat 4: Fetich33 - $35.63

Seat 5: Backer187 - $56.20

Seat 6: erwinhof - $110.03

Seat 7: Ballabb - $13.77 (away from table)

Seat 8: mrjuglas - $7

Seat 9: CalleFia - $60.66

Seat 10: Paul2901 - $34.43

Moving Button to seat 6

mrjuglas posts small blind ($0.25)

CalleFia posts big blind ($0.50)

Shuffling Deck

Dealing Cards

Dealing [J:heart: J:club😄 to Fetich33

Paul2901 calls $0.50

AasoS folds

kikxxi folds

almackpool raises to $2

Fetich33 raises to $8

Backer187 folds

erwinhof folds

mrjuglas calls $7 (all-in)

CalleFia folds

Paul2901 calls $8

almackpool folds

Dealing Flop [2DIAMONd 2:heart: 4:spade😄

Paul2901 checks

Fetich33 bets $27.63 (all-in)

Paul2901 calls $26.43 (all-in)

Returning $1.20 to Fetich33 uncalled

Fetich33 shows [J:heart: J:club😄

mrjuglas shows [QDIAMONd J:spade😄 --- 10000 navessss vendrán de ratikulín... chiuu chiuuuu...

Paul2901 shows [TDIAMONd Q:heart😄 --- Zoy Cal.lo Jezú

Dealing Turn [Q:spade😄 --- ¿Esta es dama, puta o hija de puta?

Dealing River [7DIAMONd]

Taking Rake of $3 from pot 1

Fetich33 has Two Pairs: Jacks, 2s

Paul2901 has Two Pairs: Queens, 2s

Paul2901 wins $54.86 from side pot #1 with: Two Pairs: Queens, 2s

mrjuglas has Two Pairs: Queens, 2s

mrjuglas wins $20.50 with: Two Pairs: Queens, 2s

Seat 1: AasoS - $46.15

Seat 2: kikxxi - $8.82

Seat 3: almackpool - $46.07

Seat 4: Fetich33 - $1.20

Seat 5: Backer187 - $56.20

Seat 6: erwinhof - $110.03

Seat 7: Ballabb - $13.77

Seat 8: mrjuglas - $20.50

Seat 9: CalleFia - $60.16

Seat 10: Paul2901 - $54.86

End Of Hand #592759047

Luego tengo otra de KK contra AJ, y otra de TT contra T-9 suited (que bonicas son las carticas igualicas), ganándome con escalera barrigona en turn.

La postearé en otro post si la encuentro porque esa sí que me gustaría que me dijeran si está bien jugada o no.

Saludos.