El día que me tildé contra el señor gambler

Festival del humor. En cierto momento me puse a pushearle manos de puro tilt. Creo que fue el minuto más lamentable de mi "carrera" poquerística. De repente comprendí cómo tenía que jugarle, pero aún así sudé tinta china para sacarle su dinero y terminar las 450 manos -130bb, todas pagadas de rake. XD

Aquí una muestra de manos "grandes" sin ningún orden ni lógica:

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem

2 Players

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unfito (SB) ([="#0000cc"]$29.10[/])

BB ([="#0000cc"]$13.65[/])

Pre-Flop: ([="#0000cc"]$0.75[/], 2 players) unfito is SB 6:spade: 7:club:

[="#cc0000"]unfito raises to $1[/], [="#cc0000"]BB raises to $1.50[/], [="#cc0000"]unfito raises to $2[/], [="#cc0000"]BB raises to $2.50[/], unfito calls $0.50

Flop: J:spade: 7DIAMONd QDIAMONd ([="#0000cc"]$5[/], 2 players)

[="#cc0000"]BB bets $3[/], [="#cc0000"]unfito raises to $13.75[/], [="#cc0000"]BB goes all-in $8.15[/]

Turn: K:spade: ([="#0000cc"]$29.90[/], 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 8:spade: ([="#0000cc"]$29.90[/], 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: [="#0000cc"]$29.90[/]

unfito shows a pair of Sevens

6:spade: 7:club:

BB shows a pair of Kings

K:heart: 4:heart:

BB wins $26.80 (net +$13.15)



unfito collects $2.60 (net -$13.65)

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem

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unfito (SB) ([="#0000cc"]$189.80[/])

BB ([="#0000cc"]$132.70[/])

Pre-Flop: ([="#0000cc"]$0.75[/], 2 players) unfito is SB QDIAMONd 10DIAMONd

[="#cc0000"]unfito raises to $4[/], BB calls $3.50

Flop: 7:heart: K:spade: 7:spade: ([="#0000cc"]$8[/], 2 players)

BB checks, [="#cc0000"]unfito bets $5.70[/], BB calls $5.70

Turn: 9:club: ([="#0000cc"]$19.40[/], 2 players)

BB checks, unfito checks

River: 6:heart: ([="#0000cc"]$19.40[/], 2 players)

BB checks, unfito checks

Final Pot: [="#0000cc"]$19.40[/]

unfito shows a pair of Sevens - King+Queen+Ten kicker

QDIAMONd 10DIAMONd

BB shows a pair of Sevens

Q:spade: 5:heart:

unfito wins $18.90 (net +$9.20)



BB lost $9.70

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem

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Stacks:

SB ([="#0000cc"]$128.25[/])

unfito (BB) ([="#0000cc"]$193.25[/])

Pre-Flop: ([="#0000cc"]$0.75[/], 2 players) unfito is BB Q:club: K:heart:

SB calls $0.25, [="#cc0000"]unfito raises to $3[/], [="#cc0000"]SB raises to $5.50[/], unfito calls $2.50

Flop: 9:spade: 9DIAMONd 3:club: ([="#0000cc"]$11[/], 2 players)

unfito checks, [="#cc0000"]SB bets $5.50[/], unfito calls $5.50

Turn: 10DIAMONd ([="#0000cc"]$22[/], 2 players)

unfito checks, [="#cc0000"]SB bets $8[/], unfito calls $8

River: 8:club: ([="#0000cc"]$38[/], 2 players)

unfito checks, [="#cc0000"]SB bets $5[/], unfito calls $5

Final Pot: [="#0000cc"]$48[/]

unfito shows a pair of Nines - King+Queen kicker

Q:club: K:heart:

SB shows a pair of Nines

KDIAMONd 5:spade:

unfito wins $47.50 (net +$23.50)



SB lost $24

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem

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Stacks:

unfito (SB) ([="#0000cc"]$25.25[/])

BB ([="#0000cc"]$244.05[/])

Pre-Flop: ([="#0000cc"]$0.75[/], 2 players) unfito is SB KDIAMONd 10:spade:

[="#cc0000"]unfito raises to $17[/], [="#cc0000"]BB raises to $33.50[/], [="#cc0000"]unfito goes all-in $8.25[/]

Flop: 2DIAMONd 8DIAMONd 5:heart: ([="#0000cc"]$58.75[/], 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: 5:club: ([="#0000cc"]$58.75[/], 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 3:heart: ([="#0000cc"]$58.75[/], 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: [="#0000cc"]$58.75[/]

unfito shows a pair of Fives

KDIAMONd 10:spade:

BB shows two pair, Eights and Fives

9:heart: 8:heart:

BB wins $58.25 (net +$24.75)



unfito lost $25.25

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem

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Stacks:

SB ([="#0000cc"]$266.35[/])

unfito (BB) ([="#0000cc"]$27.30[/])

Pre-Flop: ([="#0000cc"]$0.75[/], 2 players) unfito is BB ADIAMONd J:club:

SB calls $0.25, [="#cc0000"]unfito raises to $9[/], SB calls $8.50

Flop: Q:spade: 7:heart: 4:heart: ([="#0000cc"]$18[/], 2 players)

[="#cc0000"]unfito goes all-in $18.30[/], SB calls $18.30

Turn: Q:club: ([="#0000cc"]$54.60[/], 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: K:spade: ([="#0000cc"]$54.60[/], 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: [="#0000cc"]$54.60[/]

unfito shows a pair of Queens

ADIAMONd J:club:

SB shows a full house, Queens full of Sevens

7:spade: QDIAMONd

SB wins $54.10 (net +$26.80)



unfito lost $27.30

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem

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Stacks:

SB ([="#0000cc"]$69.25[/])

unfito (BB) ([="#0000cc"]$254.40[/])

Pre-Flop: ([="#0000cc"]$0.75[/], 2 players) unfito is BB 10:spade: JDIAMONd

SB calls $0.25, [="#cc0000"]unfito raises to $1.75[/], [="#cc0000"]SB raises to $3[/], unfito calls $1.25

Flop: 5:heart: 10:club: J:spade: ([="#0000cc"]$6[/], 2 players)

unfito checks, [="#cc0000"]SB bets $3.50[/], [="#cc0000"]unfito raises to $18[/], [="#cc0000"]SB raises to $32.50[/], [="#cc0000"]unfito goes all-in $251.40[/], [="#cc0000"]SB goes all-in $33.75[/]

Turn: 3:spade: ([="#0000cc"]$323.65[/], 2 players, 2 all-in)

River: 5:spade: ([="#0000cc"]$323.65[/], 2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: [="#0000cc"]$323.65[/]

unfito shows two pair, Jacks and Tens

10:spade: JDIAMONd

SB shows two pair, Aces and Fives

A:club: ADIAMONd

SB wins $138 (net +$68.75)



unfito collects $185.15 (net -$69.25)

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem

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Stacks:

SB ([="#0000cc"]$242.95[/])

unfito (BB) ([="#0000cc"]$83.65[/])

Pre-Flop: ([="#0000cc"]$0.75[/], 2 players) unfito is BB Q:heart: A:club:

SB calls $0.25, [="#cc0000"]unfito raises to $5[/], [="#cc0000"]SB raises to $9.50[/], [="#cc0000"]unfito raises to $42.75[/], SB calls $33.25

Flop: 10:club: 10:heart: 4:club: ([="#0000cc"]$85.50[/], 2 players)

[="#cc0000"]unfito goes all-in $40.90[/], SB calls $40.90

Turn: A:spade: ([="#0000cc"]$167.30[/], 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 3DIAMONd ([="#0000cc"]$167.30[/], 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: [="#0000cc"]$167.30[/]

unfito shows two pair, Aces and Tens

Q:heart: A:club:

SB shows a pair of Tens

K:heart: Q:spade:

unfito wins $166.80 (net +$83.15)



SB lost $83.65

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem

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Stacks:

SB ([="#0000cc"]$169.95[/])

unfito (BB) ([="#0000cc"]$49.50[/])

Pre-Flop: ([="#0000cc"]$0.75[/], 2 players) unfito is BB 5:heart: 5DIAMONd

SB calls $0.25, [="#cc0000"]unfito raises to $28.75[/], SB calls $28.25

Flop: 4:heart: 9:spade: 7:club: ([="#0000cc"]$57.50[/], 2 players)

[="#cc0000"]unfito goes all-in $20.75[/], SB calls $20.75

Turn: 4DIAMONd ([="#0000cc"]$99[/], 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 7:spade: ([="#0000cc"]$99[/], 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: [="#0000cc"]$99[/]

unfito shows two pair, Sevens and Fives

5:heart: 5DIAMONd

SB shows two pair, Nines and Sevens

9DIAMONd QDIAMONd

SB wins $98.50 (net +$49)



unfito lost $49.50

La mano final de la partida fue como tenía que ser, un "cooler" por 300bb:

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem

2 Players

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Stacks:

SB ([="#0000cc"]$161[/])

unfito (BB) ([="#0000cc"]$156.40[/])

Pre-Flop: ([="#0000cc"]$0.75[/], 2 players) unfito is BB 5:club: K:club:

SB calls $0.25, [="#cc0000"]unfito raises to $3[/], [="#cc0000"]SB raises to $5.50[/], unfito calls $2.50

Flop: 9:club: 6:club: 8:club: ([="#0000cc"]$11[/], 2 players)

[="#cc0000"]unfito bets $10.50[/], SB calls $10.50

Turn: A:club: ([="#0000cc"]$32[/], 2 players)

[="#cc0000"]unfito bets $31.50[/], SB calls $31.50

River: 8:spade: ([="#0000cc"]$95[/], 2 players)

[="#cc0000"]unfito goes all-in $108.90[/], SB calls $108.90

Final Pot: [="#0000cc"]$312.80[/]

unfito shows a flush, Ace high

5:club: K:club:

SB shows a flush, Ace high - lower cards

J:club: JDIAMONd

unfito wins $312.30 (net +$155.90)



SB lost $156.40

Bonus hand, call con 8 high "porque por 75 centavos a mi no me farolea ni mi madre":

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem

2 Players

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Stacks:

SB ([="#0000cc"]$54.60[/])

unfito (BB) ([="#0000cc"]$74.60[/])

Pre-Flop: ([="#0000cc"]$0.75[/], 2 players) unfito is BB 4:club: J:spade:

SB calls $0.25, unfito checks

Flop: K:spade: KDIAMONd Q:club: ([="#0000cc"]$1[/], 2 players)

unfito checks, SB checks

Turn: 7:spade: ([="#0000cc"]$1[/], 2 players)

unfito checks, SB checks

River: 4:heart: ([="#0000cc"]$1[/], 2 players)

[="#cc0000"]unfito bets $0.75[/], SB calls $0.75

Final Pot: [="#0000cc"]$2.50[/]

unfito shows two pair, Kings and Fours

4:club: J:spade:

SB shows

5DIAMONd 8:heart:

unfito wins $2.40 (net +$1.15)



SB lost $1.25