señores, no puedo mas
pues ojala sea el tilt y mañana se me pase, pero creo que lo mando todo a la mierda.
Voy a esperarme pero ahora mismo me dan ganas de sacar todo el dinero de pokerstars y pa la cuenta, olvidarme de todo y dedicarme a la cria de corderos.
200 putas manos y pierdo 3 putas cajas. y en la sesion anterior lo mismo 900 manos para perder 2 cajas en 5 minutos. Estoy hasta la punta de la polla de NL10 y de ganar a 4 putas bb/100 en 30.000 manos. Estoy hasta la polla del los cold call preflop con premium y como no pillar yo algo en el flop para que me stackeen.
(calentitas de hace dos minutos)
$0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
7 players
Converted at weaktight.com
Stacks:
UTG Roblers85 ([="#0000cc"]$9.85[/])
UTG+1 kevinm6k ([="#0000cc"]$4.30[/])
MP katenoide ([="#0000cc"]$8.15[/])
CO zebigboulet ([="#0000cc"]$1.65[/])
BTN Hero ([="#0000cc"]$10.00[/])
SB pstag ([="#0000cc"]$9.90[/])
BB Hot Snoopy ([="#0000cc"]$27.40[/])
Pre-flop: ($0.15, 7 players) Hero is BTN ADIAMONd K:heart:
[="#cc0000"]Roblers85 raises to $0.30[/], [="#777777"]1 fold[/], katenoide calls $0.30, [="#777777"]1 fold[/], [="#cc0000"]Hero raises to $2.70[/], [="#777777"]2 folds[/], Roblers85 calls $2.40, [="#777777"]katenoide folds[/]
Flop: T:club: A:heart: 9DIAMONd ($5.85, 2 players)
Roblers85 checks, [="#cc0000"]Hero bets $3[/], [="#cc0000"]Roblers85 goes all-in $7.15[/], Hero calls $4.15
Turn: 7:club: ($20.15, 2 players)
River: 8:club: ($20.15, 2 players)
Final Pot: $20.15
Roblers85 shows: A:club: A:spade:
Hero shows: ADIAMONd K:heart:
Roblers85 wins $19.20 ( won +$9.35 )
katenoide lost -$0.30
Hero lost -$9.85
$0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
8 players
Converted at weaktight.com
Stacks:
UTG karpe111 ([="#0000cc"]$15.30[/])
UTG+1 _Nice&Quiet_ ([="#0000cc"]$5.00[/])
MP1 luckzor ([="#0000cc"]$10.00[/])
MP2 robertonieto ([="#0000cc"]$10.55[/])
CO Congobob ([="#0000cc"]$14.80[/])
BTN Hero ([="#0000cc"]$10.25[/])
SB pmmonteiro ([="#0000cc"]$10.00[/])
BB DreamSS ([="#0000cc"]$9.40[/])
Pre-flop: ($0.15, 8 players) Hero is BTN QDIAMONd Q:spade:
[="#777777"]1 fold[/], [="#cc0000"]_Nice&Quiet_ raises to $0.50[/], [="#777777"]3 folds[/], [="#cc0000"]Hero raises to $1.50[/], [="#777777"]2 folds[/], _Nice&Quiet_ calls $1
Flop: 5:spade: 9:club: 6DIAMONd ($3.15, 2 players)
_Nice&Quiet_ checks, [="#cc0000"]Hero bets $4[/], _Nice&Quiet_ says "again?????", [="#cc0000"]_Nice&Quiet_ goes all-in $3.50[/]
Turn: JDIAMONd ($10.65, 2 players)
River: 7DIAMONd ($10.65, 2 players)
Final Pot: $10.15
Hero shows: QDIAMONd Q:spade:
_Nice&Quiet_ shows: K:club: K:heart:
Hero wins $0.50 ( lost -$5 )
_Nice&Quiet_ wins $9.65 ( won +$4.65 )
Hasta la polla de subnormales que pagan con basura y se restan con basura en busca de sus milagros
$0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
7 players
Converted at weaktight.com
Stacks:
UTG kevinm6k ([="#0000cc"]$4.30[/])
UTG+1 katenoide ([="#0000cc"]$7.85[/])
MP zebigboulet ([="#0000cc"]$1.65[/])
CO Hero ([="#0000cc"]$10.00[/])
BTN pstag ([="#0000cc"]$9.85[/])
SB Hot Snoopy ([="#0000cc"]$27.30[/])
BB Roblers85 ([="#0000cc"]$19.20[/])
Pre-flop: ($0.15, 7 players) Hero is CO Q:club: J:club:
kevinm6k calls $0.10, [="#777777"]2 folds[/], Hot Snoopy says "nh", [="#cc0000"]Hero raises to $0.50[/], [="#777777"]1 fold[/], Hot Snoopy calls $0.45, [="#777777"]1 fold[/], kevinm6k calls $0.40
Flop: 6:club: 4:club: 8:club: ($1.60, 3 players)
[="#cc0000"]Hot Snoopy bets $1.80[/], [="#777777"]kevinm6k folds[/], [="#cc0000"]Hero raises to $4.10[/], [="#cc0000"]Hot Snoopy goes all-in $26.80[/], [="#cc0000"]Hero goes all-in $5.40[/]
Turn: 8DIAMONd ($37.90, 2 players)
River: 8:spade: ($37.90, 2 players)
Final Pot: $20.60
Hot Snoopy shows: 5:club: 6:spade:
Hero shows: Q:club: J:club:
Hot Snoopy wins $36.90 ( won +$9.60 )
kevinm6k lost -$0.50
Hero lost -$10
(asi es como molan los badbeats, que cuando van las fichas para el otro no te lo explicas)
y en definitiva hasta la polla de que la varianza no me respete
ni en mtts:
No Limit Holdem Tournament
$3.00+$0.30
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com
Stacks:
UTG Hero ([="#0000cc"]11815[/])
UTG+1 kookie19 ([="#0000cc"]4335[/])
MP1 vratario ([="#0000cc"]3450[/])
MP2 Fmaeckel ([="#0000cc"]14795[/])
MP3 Ingolf17 ([="#0000cc"]15572[/])
CO buzze77 ([="#0000cc"]23385[/])
BTN chris168 ([="#0000cc"]13905[/])
SB mudgesteve ([="#0000cc"]6500[/])
BB babaloo69 ([="#0000cc"]8995[/])
Blinds: 150/300 Ante 40
Pre-flop: (810, 9 players) Hero is UTG K:spade: K:heart:
[="#cc0000"]Hero raises to 1,200[/], [="#cc0000"]kookie19 goes all-in 4,295[/], [="#777777"]2 folds[/], Ingolf17 calls 4,295, [="#777777"]4 folds[/], [="#cc0000"]Hero goes all-in 11,775[/], Ingolf17 calls 7,480
Flop: 9DIAMONd 3:heart: A:spade: (28,655, 3 players)
Turn: 3DIAMONd (28,655, 3 players)
River: A:heart: (28,655, 3 players)
Final Pot: 28,655
Ingolf17 shows: A:club: J:club:
Hero shows: K:spade: K:heart:
kookie19 shows: K:club: QDIAMONd
Ingolf17 wins 28,655 ( won +16,880 )
Hero lost -11,775
kookie19 lost -4,295
ni en cash.......
$0.05/$0.1 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com
Stacks:
UTG mukitymuk ([="#0000cc"]$19.75[/])
UTG+1 reiiss ([="#0000cc"]$7.70[/])
MP1 dubemaxi ([="#0000cc"]$8.35[/])
MP2 Hero ([="#0000cc"]$13.20[/])
MP3 zolraman ([="#0000cc"]$10.20[/])
CO kipolos ([="#0000cc"]$5.55[/])
BTN newlujury ([="#0000cc"]$16.10[/])
SB g0dshaw ([="#0000cc"]$1.90[/])
BB trepastor ([="#0000cc"]$17.80[/])
Pre-flop: ($0.15, 9 players) Hero is MP2 K:spade: K:heart:
[="#cc0000"]mukitymuk raises to $0.30[/], [="#777777"]1 fold[/], dubemaxi calls $0.30, [="#cc0000"]Hero raises to $1.80[/], [="#777777"]5 folds[/], mukitymuk calls $1.50, [="#cc0000"]dubemaxi goes all-in $8.35[/], [="#cc0000"]Hero goes all-in $13.20[/], mukitymuk calls $11.40
Flop: A:heart: KDIAMONd 4:heart: ($34.90, 3 players)
Turn: 8DIAMONd ($34.90, 3 players)
River: 2DIAMONd ($34.90, 3 players)
Final Pot: $34.90
mukitymuk shows: JDIAMONd TDIAMONd
dubemaxi shows: T:club: A:club:
Hero shows: K:spade: K:heart:
mukitymuk wins $33.20 ( won +$20 )
dubemaxi lost -$8.35
Hero lost -$13.20
(esta yo creo que es la mano que mas me ha dolido en la vida)
En fin que a ver si me haceis una colecta para comprar un puto raton nuevo porque me lo acabo de cargar de la mala ostia
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