Vaya sesioncita me acabo de marcar

5 cajas abajo en 750 manos. ¡¡El bote mas grande que me he llevado ha sido de 18bb!! Tocate las pelotas. Y yo pensando en subir a NL10 😫

La tildada ha sido buena, me da hasta vergüenza, pero os voy a subir manos para que veais el asco que me doy.

Por orden cronologico

La primera mano a destacar es un J10s que subo para robar, me hace call la bb. Sale flop bajo hago cbet y me resube, fold y a otra cosa.

Luego esto:

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8 Players

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Stacks:

UTG HATCHER23 ($7.30)

UTG+1 klumpi2k ($5.83)

MP1 return999 ($9.85)

MP2 luckzor ($7.39)

CO oxEz ($5.07)

BTN Hero ($5.39)

SB fonazz ($4.41)

BB maigod ($2.61)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 8 players) Hero is BTN K:club: KDIAMONd

5 folds, Hero raises to $0.20, fonazz raises to $0.65, 1 fold, Hero goes all-in $5.39, fonazz goes all-in $3.76

Flop: 8:club: 9:heart: 5:heart: ($9.85, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: 4:heart: ($9.85, 2 players, 2 all-in)

River: 7DIAMONd ($9.85, 2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $9.85

Hero shows a pair of Kings

K:club: KDIAMONd

fonazz shows a pair of Aces

ADIAMONd A:heart:

fonazz wins $8.47 (net +$4.06)



Hero collects $0.98 (net -$4.41)

Un poco después esto:

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Stacks:

UTG Gingi1984 ($1.47)

UTG+1 Hero ($4.86)

MP1 nachete48 ($8.61)

MP2 MERCED5555 ($0.99)

CO niudnav ($10)

BTN TopDog399 ($10.41)

SB maigod ($3.73)

BB elesse80 ($2.03)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 8 players) Hero is UTG+1 KDIAMONd K:spade:

Gingi1984 calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.25, nachete48 calls $0.25, MERCED5555 calls $0.25, 4 folds, Gingi1984 calls $0.20

Flop: 4:club: 10:club: 9:spade: ($1.07, 4 players)

Gingi1984 goes all-in $1.22, Hero calls $1.22, 1 fold, MERCED5555 goes all-in $0.74

Turn: 3:club: ($4.25, 3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ADIAMONd ($4.25, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $4.25

Gingi1984 shows two pair, Aces and Tens

10:spade: A:spade:

Hero shows a pair of Kings

KDIAMONd K:spade:

MERCED5555 shows a pair of Queens

Q:heart: Q:club:

Gingi1984 wins $4.05 (net +$2.58)



Hero lost $1.47

nachete48 lost $0.25

MERCED5555 lost $0.99

Una vez pasa esto ya no me hago responsable de mis actos..

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Stacks:

UTG luckzor ($5.37)

UTG+1 climarc ($1.36)

MP1 Hero ($4.96)

MP2 kHRYSTAL1337 ($5.91)

CO Cocoliso73 ($4.57)

BTN slavo1983 ($7.53)

SB Kitaro002 ($6.44)

BB viperesensue ($5.82)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 8 players) Hero is MP1 K:spade: KDIAMONd

1 fold, climarc raises to $0.10, Hero raises to $0.40, 5 folds, climarc calls $0.30

Flop: ADIAMONd 9:heart: 5:heart: ($0.87, 2 players)

climarc bets $0.20

Gozas con la mano..Ahí le metí la caja y palme, ya de tildada máxima, pero a partir de ahora vienen las locuras:

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Stacks:

UTG popek88r ($10.20)

UTG+1 predicadora6 ($1.57)

MP1 D4NIP0KER ($5.56)

MP2 viki36 ($12.87)

MP3 Valentiniy ($2.09)

CO AS2277 ($7.08)

BTN Ninja_X8 ($6.64)

SB RobMcRae ($9.82)

BB Hero ($4.79)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 9 players) Hero is BB Q:spade: 9:spade:

1 fold, predicadora6 calls $0.05, 3 folds, AS2277 calls $0.05, 1 fold, RobMcRae calls $0.03, Hero checks

Flop: K:spade: 3:heart: A:spade: ($0.20, 4 players)

RobMcRae bets $0.15, Hero calls $0.15, 2 folds

Turn: 2DIAMONd ($0.50, 2 players)

RobMcRae bets $0.35, Hero calls $0.35

River: QDIAMONd ($1.20, 2 players)

RobMcRae checks, Hero bets $0.85, RobMcRae calls $0.85

Final Pot: $2.90

Hero shows a pair of Queens

Q:spade: 9:spade:

RobMcRae shows a pair of Aces

7:heart: ADIAMONd

RobMcRae wins $2.80 (net +$1.40)



Hero lost $1.40

predicadora6 lost $0.05

AS2277 lost $0.05

Luego un proyecto de escalera abierta desde el flop que no me sale.

Luego palmo un K10 contra KJ en las ciegas.

Y esta que me la como con patatas:

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Stacks:

UTG Hero ($4.38)

UTG+1 Alehator ($2.81)

MP1 seemorephur ($11.64)

MP2 Kitaro002 ($5.28)

MP3 Hekz V ($4.83)

CO Doit Forher ($9.97)

BTN favoriit ($8.79)

SB taeik kim ($14.53)

BB Valentiniy ($2.14)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 9 players) Hero is UTG 9DIAMONd 9:club:

Hero raises to $0.20, Alehator calls $0.20, seemorephur calls $0.20, 6 folds

Flop: 3:club: 5:club: 7DIAMONd ($0.67, 3 players)

Hero bets $0.45, Alehator raises to $0.90, seemorephur folds, Hero calls $0.45

Turn: J:spade: ($2.47, 2 players)

Hero checks, Alehator bets $0.50, Hero calls $0.50

River: 2:club: ($3.47, 2 players)

Hero checks, Alehator goes all-in $1.21, Hero calls $1.21

Final Pot: $5.89

Alehator shows a pair of Aces

A:club: A:spade:

Hero shows

9DIAMONd 9:club:

Alehator wins $5.64 (net +$2.83)



seemorephur lost $0.20

Hero lost $2.81

Hace un rato que hubiera dejado la sesión de normal, pero nada, ahora ya es que ni me doy cuenta de que la gente es shortstack..

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9 Players

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Stacks:

UTG Gingi1984 ($1.77)

UTG+1 Hero ($4.66)

MP1 nachete48 ($2.97)

MP2 laureo ($4.79)

MP3 niudnav ($10)

CO TopDog399 ($10.71)

BTN maigod ($8.41)

SB pitbull61 ($5.40)

BB Mr.Lutter ($1.83)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 9 players) Hero is UTG+1 8DIAMONd 8:spade:

1 fold, Hero raises to $0.20, nachete48 calls $0.20, 5 folds, Mr.Lutter calls $0.15

Flop: 6:club: 3DIAMONd J:heart: ($0.62, 3 players)

Mr.Lutter checks, Hero bets $0.40, nachete48 raises to $0.80, Mr.Lutter folds, Hero calls $0.40

Turn: 9DIAMONd ($2.22, 2 players)

Hero checks, nachete48 bets $0.60, Hero calls $0.60

River: A:spade: ($3.42, 2 players)

Hero checks, nachete48 goes all-in $1.37, Hero calls $1.37

Final Pot: $6.16

Hero shows a pair of Eights

8DIAMONd 8:spade:

nachete48 shows a pair of Aces

8:club: ADIAMONd

nachete48 wins $5.86 (net +$2.89)



Mr.Lutter lost $0.20

Hero lost $2.97

Luego un AK que 3beteo, me hacen 4bet y foldeo. Y yo sin ganar un puto bote decente..

Un 88 en busca del set y sale 910J y acabo pagando hasta el final y no sale nada..

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8 Players

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Stacks:

UTG OCBmik ($6.62)

UTG+1 viperesensue ($4.86)

MP1 play3r21x ($4.96)

MP2 Hero ($4.56)

CO kHRYSTAL1337 ($6.04)

BTN Calanetics ($6.87)

SB g1maf1sh ($5.29)

BB janmooo ($3)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 8 players) Hero is MP2 Q:spade: Q:heart:

OCBmik raises to $0.20, 1 fold, play3r21x calls $0.20, Hero raises to $0.90, 4 folds, OCBmik calls $0.70, play3r21x folds

Flop: 2:spade: K:club: 2:club: ($2.07, 2 players)

OCBmik checks, Hero bets $1.20, OCBmik goes all-in $5.72, Hero folds

Final Pot: $8.99

OCBmik wins $8.79 (net +$2.17)



play3r21x lost $0.20

Hero lost $2.10

Luego un gañán que me hace solo call con KK y sale flop bajo y me la como con overpair.

Unas dobles que se acaban enmarronando a 4 cartas del color..

Y esta no es de la misma sesión, es solo para que veais que el tilt venía de antes un poco también.

Ahora la perla ya no es J10, esta jugada es la nueva perla, de aquí a NL 1000. Menudo pedazo de burro asqueroso soy, ¿cómo puedo hacer estas cosas? Increible..

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8 Players

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Stacks:

UTG tevdemon ([="#0000cc"]$2.25[/])

UTG+1 shiller86 ([="#0000cc"]$5.46[/])

MP1 t igor o ([="#0000cc"]$1.04[/])

MP2 Hero ([="#0000cc"]$5.80[/])

CO milouse50 ([="#0000cc"]$4.76[/])

BTN H0micid3 ([="#0000cc"]$4.75[/])

SB Kossmon ([="#0000cc"]$9.72[/])

BB linclam ([="#0000cc"]$10.75[/])

Pre-Flop: ([="#0000cc"]$0.07[/], 8 players) Hero is MP2 QDIAMONd A:club:

[="#777777"]3 folds[/], [="#cc0000"]Hero raises to $0.20[/], milouse50 calls $0.20, [="#777777"]3 folds[/]

Flop: 9:heart: 3:heart: 9:spade: ([="#0000cc"]$0.47[/], 2 players)

[="#cc0000"]Hero bets $0.35[/], [="#cc0000"]milouse50 raises to $0.70[/], Hero calls $0.35

Turn: K:heart: ([="#0000cc"]$1.87[/], 2 players)

Hero checks, [="#cc0000"]milouse50 bets $0.80[/], Hero calls $0.80

River: 9DIAMONd ([="#0000cc"]$3.47[/], 2 players)

Hero checks, [="#cc0000"]milouse50 bets $1[/], Hero calls $1

Final Pot: [="#0000cc"]$5.47[/]

Hero shows

QDIAMONd A:club:

milouse50 shows a full house, Nines full of Aces

A:heart: A:spade:

milouse50 wins $5.22 (net +$2.52)



Hero lost $2.70